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Lunch Options
Lunch Box
$12
Protein packed charcuterie lunchbox. Includes double the meat, double the cheese, fresh fruit, farm fresh almonds, multi-grain crackers, chocolate treat, dried fruit, and a side of Spinach Artichoke Dip.
Gourmet Sandwich
$15
Our gourmet sandwiches are packed with delicious, genuine ingredients. Sandwich options include: Turkey BLT, Loaded Italian, Chicken Salad, Tuna Salad, and Burrata Caprese.
Charcuterie Boxes
You and Me
$30
(2ppl)
- 1 Charcuterie meat
- 2 flavorful cheeses
- Fresh fruit, nuts, somethings sweet, dried fruit, local honey, and multigrain crackers.
Share the Spread
$50
(3-5ppl)
- 2 Charcuterie Meats
- 3 flavorful cheeses
- Speed or dip available, variety of veggies, fresh fruits, nuts, something sweet, dried fruit and multigrain crackers.
Let’s Get Together
$70
*Our Best Seller* (6-10ppl)
- 3 Charcuterie Meats
- 4 flavorful cheeses
- Fresh fruits, nuts, variety of veggies, something sweet, honey, jam, dip or spread available and side of multigrain crackers.
Catering Options:
We specialize in charcuterie catering for events of any size. Whether you’re hosting a large celebration or a small get-together, we’ve got you covered with our creative spreads. Our selections cater to various tastes and preferences, guaranteeing something for everyone at your event.
Use our catering form to inquire below. One of our friendly associates will contact you within 24 hours to get your event ready to impress your guests without breaking the bank.
Feel free to contact us at meatcheesenthings@gmail.com for any questions or concerns
Experience Charcuterie Anytime! We have boxes for parties of 2+
Elevate your next road trip, golf game, or date night with the ultimate snack experience.
Customized Menus
We offer over 100 different options for your personalized board.
Experienced Team
We have served events with up to 45k attendees
Dedicated Events
We specialize in catering for weddings and corporate luncheons
Local Small Business
We believe Bakersfield deserves a fine tasting experience.
“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese”
Anthony Bourdain
Our catering service is detail-oriented, so you can sit back and relax.
Leave the fuss to us!
✓ A catering process that is customizable or carefully curated by us.
✓ Impeccable grazing tables that you & your guests will remember for years to come.
✓Customizable for corporate functions, birthday partys, or wedding receptions, we’re ready to take care of all your catering needs.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I pick up an order?
Yes, we offer curb side and walk in pick up currently at a Bakersfield Yoga.
How should i eat my board?
Our charcuterie boards are carefully selected to ensure that each item complements one another. For the perfect bite, try a cracker topped with our four-berry jam, a slice of brie, prosciutto, a drizzle of our local orange blossom honey and a sprinkle of pistachios. It’s an explosion of flavors that will leave you wanting more!
How early do I have to pre order?
Order Daily with Ease, Even Last Minute! We take orders up to 30 minutes beforehand.
We welcome daily orders and we’re happy to assist you at the last-minute. However, if you want a custom-curated board tailored to your specific taste, we request at least 48 hour notice to ensure that we can make your order just right.
What payment methods do you use?
We can accept cash, or card. Use our online ordering system to purchase straight from your phone.
What size should i get for xx people?
For groups of 10 to 20 people, our 16-inch round board is the most popular and frequently ordered charcuterie board.